It was a little chilly at Wednesday's Party-in-the-Park...but the crowd was just as big...and so were the women. Good thing they're wearing camouflage. I can barely see their heaving bosoms.

Thanks to all the men and women in uniform fighting to liberate a rack.

It's amazing what a trip to Will's Pawn Shop can do. I now have a camera...and honest-to-goodness FO-TO-GRAFFS. I'm thinking about renting a booth at the next Party-in-the-Park. You and your family can wear old west get-ups, and have yer tintype made. Mary Lou'll fashion you a leather vest, and a belt with your name on it.

Shoo doggie! Now cowpokes...saddle up fer some pitchers-

Look! It's Razin Kane, and their enormous fan base. You know Razin Kane is a good band because they replaced the S with a Z. Remember Boyz 2 Men? The same is true for turning one-D into double-D's. Remember Color Me Badd? One more outburst like that...and I'll sex you up!





"Hey lil' girl. Pull my finger!"

Pffffffffp.

"Ahhhhhh!"




Run for your lives! It's a 40 foot bottle of Budweiser.

The King has returned...and he's p***ed off!!!







"Dangit Rico. Castillo just dripped his daiquiri on my sockless wicker shoes."

"What?" replied Tubbs.

Crockett threw his head back, pointed to his feet, and repeated, "Wicker shoes."

Tubbs ran his ebony fingers across his scruffy facade. "Sonny," he mumbled, "I don't wanna wick her shoes when they taste wike wicker."

Will the Camo Cuties make the riverfront safe for democracy?

Can a 40-foot bottle of Bud do the Purple People Bridge Climb ?

Does anyone remember Miami Vice?

Tune in Wednesday, May 10, for the answers to these and other burning questions...